Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
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Will Rogers
Just because you came to the end of your rope, doesn't mean that you were climbing down.
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Anthony T. Hincks
I like living in my head because in there, everyone is kind and innocent. Once you start integrating yourself into the world, you realize that people are nasty, mean creatures. They're worse than zombies. People try to crush your soul and destroy your happiness, but...
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J. Cornell Michel
You know if you would just do as I say I wouldn't have to hurt you.
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Amanda Stephan
I look around and see so much fear, people getting more and more comfortable with their hate, more at ease being mean, more united in their separation. And I think, NO. Not me. I will not get lost in this fearful world. I will not...
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Scott Stabile
More Quotes By Andy Rooney
It's paradoxical that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn't appeal to anyone.
We all ought to understand we're on our own. Believing in Santa Claus doesn't do kids any harm for a few years but it isn't smart for them to continue waiting all their lives for him to come down the chimney with something wonderful. Santa...
The best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.
Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it.
I've learned .... That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.
